Not the NY Times – Metropolitan Diary

Coming home on the 1 train, a robust gray haired woman got on – along with many others – at 66th Street. I offered her my seat, but she said in a native accent as thick as our own, “No thanks I’ve been sitting for three hours.” She looked at my better-half, “Why don’t you offer it to him?”
I said, “I tried, but he’s been sitting too.”
She noticed his Playbill in hand and asked, “What did you see?”
Me, “Waiting for Godot. Patrick Stewart. Ian McKellan.”
“How was it?”
“It was a preview,” I said diplomatically.
The better half shrugged in agreement.
“I just came from the Met.”
“What opera?”
“Rigoletto.”
“Oh, the Vegas Rigoletto.” I said.
She did an eye-roll. She blamed Peter Gelb. As we headed uptown there was conversation about the unfortunate Eugene Onegin, as well as some other new productions under Gelb’s tenure, including the Tosca which she saw and we are going to.  Her theater recommendation was 12th Night with Mark Rylance – so we’re going. She mentioned $26 rush tix. Always a good thing.
God, I love this city.

And btw Godot and No Man’s Land two plays in repetoire have rush tix going for $30 each including facility fee (cash or credit).Tix may be available at TKTS as well, but rush is probably a better deal. They start selling them at 10:00 am day of the performance at the box office.  I got there at around 8, but could have come later as the line never got very long.  As for the opera, that’s another cheap date for the savvy.

(If you find any of these posts useful, or even mildly entertaining, you might want to check out some of Marion’s other work, like her novel or a shorter work.)

Homeland Speculation — What’s Up With That French Guy?

(Spoilers ahead for those not up to date on Homeland. A little harmless speculation as well — with no inside-info.)

My Homeland recaps over on HappyNiceTimePeople are Mystery Science Theater. I watch the show while cracking wise, always trying to keep it upbeat and affectionate. But I’m bothered by this whole Mira/Alan thing, and not just because it’s another distraction that might not lead anywhere.

Let’s go to the calculators. The Langley bombing happened 12/12/12. It’s now around ninety days later – March 2013. Saul and Mira have been married 35 years, since 1978. If Mira is the same age as Sarita Choudhury, the actress who plays her, she would have been twelve when they married. Given that Saul, as far as we know, did not buy her from a village elder, it’s likely that Mira is older than Choudhury, making her around fifty-five.

Sarita Chaudhury is hot. She is smoking hot, and if she were fifty-five and looked exactly as she does now, that wouldn’t detract from her smokiness.

Mira’s French boytoy, Alan Bernard, is played by William Abadie. I can’t find a year of birth for Abadie anywhere on the Internet, and I’m sure that’s not accidental. But as Margo Channing said of her fiance, “He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he’ll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.” Abadie looks closer to forty, but the statement is otherwise applicable to him.

So what we’ve got is Mira – a woman in her mid-fifties with Alan a younger, very handsome man. He comes to DC, presumably to Continue reading Homeland Speculation — What’s Up With That French Guy?

My “Better Than Free” Experiment

Recently, Amazon added another promotional perk to its Kindle Select program – Kindle Countdown Deals. Authors and publishers can lower the price of their e-books for a short promotional period, and still retain the 70% royalty rate. Amazon helps “promote” books by listing the specially priced books on a special webpage. Consumers see the “regular” digital price crossed out with an advisory about the “limited time” sale when they come across the book.

The reason I thought this would help me sell my novel, Loisaida, is because in the past when I’d lowered the price for my own “promotion” I’d seen sales increases. During those previous promos word got out without my doing very much. There used to be tons of sites and blogs on the look out for 99 cent books, and Loisaida would get listed pretty quickly without my contacting those sites.

Sales spikes are good things for authors, not just for whatever small revenue they bring in, but because the way that Amazon works, the more books you sell, the more books you will sell. Their mysterious algorithm means that every sale leads to a book appearing to more customers through various recommendation widgets that show up when consumers sign in to Amazon. Even a few sales in a short time can Continue reading My “Better Than Free” Experiment

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Saul — Homeland Borrows a Few More Pages from LeCarre

It’s that time again. What time? Happy nice time, that’s what time it is, people. And you should mosey on over and to where the nice people post my recaps of  Homeland, so you can read it, or maybe even just watch the show because it got a whole lot better than it’s been in a while. Or maybe watch it, and then read my recap for the yuks.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy — Homeland Season 3, Episode 8.

(And if you like character driven dark stories with a twist or two, you can check out Loisaida, a novel of the 1980s, gentrification and its discontents. There’s no CIA, but there is a shout out to Cointelpro and a general sense of paranoia.)