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My Lost Theory — It Only Ends Once and It Worked

The following is a speculative theory about the finale. Everything is based on what we’ve already seen in Season Six, so if you are one of those few who haven’t been watching Season Six and don’t want it spoiled or you don’t like speculation, don’t read this.

What viewers have been calling “the altverse,” “alternative timeline” etc, is in fact a “reset” timeline that  began at the time of the jughead blast. However, there was something else, another “variable” besides jughead that caused the Island to sink.

We know that in what we call “alt-2004” the Island is on the bottom of the ocean. Yet Smokey doesn’t seem to be lurking in the world and life goes on. Alt-2004 isn’t exactly hell. Some people are pretty happy. It’s understandable why Eloise doesn’t want anyone messing with it.

So somehow “it worked.” The Island sank and the threat of darkness overtaking the world sank with it. How?

During the finale we will see a final return to the past. When? It has to be some point after the swing sets and dharma houses were built since we see them in the bottom of the ocean as the plane flies above them in alt-2004.  The writers have recently reminded us about the “donkey wheel”.  It’s like a gun on Chekov’s mantle piece (and I don’t mean Chekov from Star Trek).  It’s going to be used again before this thing ends.

Prediction:  They go back to 1977.  Specifically, the day of the jughead blast.  Daniel was right that we are the variables and Juliet was right that it worked, except it didn’t quite work, at least not yet. The reset happens when the island sinks setting off the alt-timeline which is in fact the “real” timeline. Jughead alone didn’t cause this to happen. Jughead plus another factor involving our steadfast survivors on a final mission (and act of faith) will.

I don’t know what the final battle will look like, but it will be well-written and involve community, heroism and sacrifice. Des will play a key part. It will provide a definitive end to the Island and it will “only end once.”

So back in 1977 as our friends  are trying to blow up jughead, they will be “joined” — but probably never meet themselves from 2007 or as Miles might say “last week.”  (Imagine Sawyer from the future  having to watch himself try to save Juliet while future Jack (or Kate) tells him that he has to let it her die.)

Before jughead goes off and whatever else has to happen to sink the Island (probably involving electro magnetic fields, Jack’s finding the source, Des making a sacrifice, Flocke/Smokey getting trapped), the 2007/Losties will be helping to make sure that some of the Dharma folks safely leave. Little Ben and his Dad will be evacuated. My money’s on 2007/Miles making sure that this time Dr. Chang is on the sub with his wife and baby Miles. Or maybe everyone is evacuated to Hydra Island and waits there for rescue.

Those we think of as “original” timeline Hurley, Sawyer, Jack, Des, Kate and Ben all sink with the Island or die in the battle and in the reset timeline aka “the alt-verse” those who are “ready” remember everything. They don’t all have to. Maybe Jin and Sun aren’t at the concert, but each remember having the same crazy dream where they were drowning or Miles doesn’t remember anything because he doesn’t need to. In this timeline he never lost his dad and wasn’t an embittered ghost hunter. Charley will meet Claire though neither need to remember all the details to begin their happily ever after life.

This would explain why Ben and his Dad remember being on the Island and why they left. Damn thing sank! Some Asian guy put them on the last boat to Hydra with Dr. Chang and his family. This would explain why Rousseau never got shipwrecked there. Jacob never went back in time select those particular candidates by screwing with them, so Kate didn’t get away with her lunchbox caper and maybe learned something. Sawyer still sought revenge but had a little counterweight of reason, choosing to be a cop rather than a con. Jack never saw Jacob when he left the operating room. Maybe he calmed down on his own, figured something out. Maybe this had some indirect effect of his not marrying his first wife and instead marrying, well, you know who, and it didn’t quite work out. The reset no doubt had many consequences, but it’s not “alt” or parallel. It’s what happened.

Here’s Part II which I don’t feel like posting separately:

If I’m Right….

If I’m right then what are some other “predictions” that logically follow?

Well for one thing, people, at least one in particular, are still being manipulated, but it’s not Jacob or “the Island” pulling the strings.  If my theory holds water than Eloise and Widemore must have been rescued before the Island sank.  Elosie is not a physicist but she took Daniel’s book with her.  I don’t think she shared everything she knew with Widemore, but she knew about Daniel’s constant, Desmond Hume.  Desmond didn’t have exactly the same life because he wasn’t exposed to the EM and didn’t have “flashes.”  It was the flashes that led him to certain situations like joining the monastery and meeting Penny.  So that doesn’t happen.  But Eloise has the book and knows he’s important and Eloise also knows that her only hope of not shooting her son in 1977 is tied to keeping the present timeline in tact, so she tells her husband to hire the guy and keep an eye on him.  Doesn’t share why but there’s enough stuff she’s told him that he’ll go along.  My guess is that his being on Oceanic 815 was a coincidence.  It wasn’t in Daniel’s book so Eloise didn’t know to stop it.  Otherwise, she would have to protect the time line.

Another person who knows something is Dr. Chang.  He knew that grown up Miles, LaFleur’s assistant visited him and probably saved his life on the island.  He knows that time travel is possible and how dangerous it is.  If he’s met Detective Ford and he probably has, it must have been an interesting meeting and one where Change had to keep his mouth shut.  (Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they used “lefleur” as a codeword because for some crazy reason Dr. Chang keeps calling Jame, LeFleur.  It should be interesting when he sees all those familiar faces from 30 years ago at the museum.  (I’m guessing the Widemore’s are big patrons.)   I predict we’ll get some explanation from Chang before the night is over.

There is coincidence,fate, course correction  and then there’s the butterfly effect.  There are some differences we may not be able to account for.  Jin was sterile in initial time line.  Sun got pregnant because of the power of the island.  In the reset, there was no magic involved.  So maybe whatever made him sterile didn’t happen.  Jack’s appendix came out when he was a child.  The accident leading to Locke’s being in a wheelchair was different in each time line.

Because Des happened to be (or the universe course corrected to put him) on flight 813 he came in contact with the Losties and because of his experience with Charley he learned that even though his life was pretty great in the reset, he was missing something, and then he found it —  Penny.  The poignant part and maybe this is the sacrifice that the Island demands is his Charley.  He and Penny may have a child but will the “reset” Charley be the same one?  For that matter, will Sun and Jin have the same daughter?2

Final thought update (5/22):  If I’m write that the Island is destroyed in 1977 and the alt is the reset timeline which makes the most sense given that the creator of Lost is the same guy who did the Star Trek reset and (possibly)  saved the franchise, then it might be possible that one or more of the original Losties don’t get killed and get rescued along with Chang, Eloise, Widmore, etc.  What if it were Hurley?  What if in this reset he gets the magic lottery numbers from himself instead of the crazy guy?  I hope I am right.  Not just because it would feel immensely satisfying, but because structurally it would provide the least dumb alternative and the best possibilities for all the characters.

Anyway, if you are out their receiving the transmission, please feel free to comment.

5/23 — 90 minutes to go before the finale, so I’m adding one more bit of speculation.   So Damon says in a New York Times interview (you’ll have to find the link yourself) that Walt will in the finale.  This was after he talked about writing the character out because the actor looked too old (and tall) to play him.  There’s also been speculation/spoilers out there that MIB will be killed and the killer will be a surprise.  So here’s my thinking and how it could work with my theory above.  The day the Losties go back to 1977, they find a “new” Dharma recruit.  It’s Walt sent there from 2012 or whatever year he’ll look his age by Jack from the future after this attempt failed and he was the only survivor or maybe Eloise, who knows, not important.  So Walt will be there with them and he’ll be the one who ultimately throws Flocke in the stream or does whatever.   Sure it sounds ridiculous but no more so then that episode of Voyager where Seven of Nine kept getting sent back in time till the scenario worked.    I think ultimately it will be more on the side of “science fiction” — electromagnetic fields shifting time versus  “magic” and even the manifestations of the dead and healing will be sort of explained.

Lost — The Dirty Weekend of TV

Lost is the junk food or dirty weekend of TV. I enjoy it immensely while I’m watching, but feel let down and a bit guilty later. It’s entertaining, but there’s always something missing like uh logic and consistency.

I’m still trying to get my mind around the way the island moved in time, but not all the people on it shifted, and while I enjoy the Sidewaysverse, I know I’ll be disappointed in the explanation.

This is not a theory post nor do I have any inside dope,  just a few words on last night’s Ab Aeterno — spoilers ahead for those who haven’t seen it.

The episode opens with Ilana and Jacob, but I’ll skip that. The real excitement begins with a flashback of Richard on horseback looking muy buen mozo y como un galán en una novela. We’re in an exotic local, Tenerife in the Canary Islands — sight of the worst aviation disaster in history although this is of course more than a century before that. Richard or Ricardo as he is then known, rushes in to his dying wife. She gives him the cross off her neck, and he rides off to the doctor who turns out to be a greedy son of a bitch who takes the cross and tells him it’s worth nothing.   Richard accidentally kills him,  grabs the medicine and returns home, but it’s too late because his wife is already dead, and then the poor dolt is in jail awaiting execution and the worst priest ever won’t give him absolution, but instead tells him he’s going to hell, and then sells him to the Captain of the Black Rock.

Historical telenovela, much? That’s what it felt like, except if that was the case the wife would be alive, and it would all be about her thinking he was dead and winding up married to the doctor’s obnoxious son as Ricardo struggles to escape and come home while being tempted by the saucy Creole house servant on the plantation in which both are enslaved.

This being Lost, however, he lands on Craphole Island where the Black Rock smashes into the statue.  The Captain shows up and runs his sword through the other guys in chains, and just as he’s about to gut Richard, Smokey intercedes and righteously destroys him.  Then Richard, still in chains, survives on rainwater surrounded by corpses which are being devoured by a wild boar. One day his wife Isabella shows up except it’s probably Smokey playing with him because after that the Man in Black frees him and tells him, confirming what his “wife” said about their being in hell.  MIB tells him that Jacob is the devil and took his wife, and the only way out of hell is to kill the devil.   Blackshirt also admits to being Smokey, but Richard nevertheless believes him about Jacob and is willing to do his bidding.  When he finally meets up with Jacob and Jacob convinces him that he’s the good guy and Smokey is evil, he believes that too.  Jacob explains the island and his role in keeping MIB there by showing Richard a bottle of wine with a cork in it and telling him the wine stands for evil and the cork is the island keeping it from the world.  Jacob decides to keep Richard around as a kind of emissary so that he doesn’t have to get too involved with the people he “brings” to the island as part of his ongoing pissing match with Mr. Evil-Man-with-No-Name-Not-Locke-Black-Shirt-Guy-Maybe-the Devil.  Richard asks Jacob if he can be with his wife, which Jacob admits he can’t do. He asks not to go to hell when he dies which Jacob also can’t give him, so he settles for immortality.

While I was watching, it was entertaining. But after I’m left thinking: So that’s it? That’s all there is to the mysterious Mr. Alpert? A simple type who believes or believed in a literal heaven and hell and was absurdly gullible accepting that the doctor really could cure his wife and the priest was right about damnation? This is the guy we thought had the answers? And whose cute idea was it to name him for Ram Dass? And why did both Jacob and Smokey speak English to him with flat American accents? And what did we really learn here that we didn’t know before?

The whole season has been a tease where we are told that “questions will be answered,” but very few people even seem to ask. Neither Sawyer nor Richard have much to say when told by Man-In-Black that he is aka Smokey. I mean if you’d seen the smoke-monster in action and then you’re talking to some man who casually says, “Oh yeah, that was me.” Wouldn’t you be like, “No shit. How does that work?”

Despite Jacob’s cork blocking a wine-bottle-of-malevolence analogy, I’m still not convinced that Jacob is good though it does look like what’s his name is bad or at least full of crap.

And could we give him a name already?  Too cute by half the lengths they go to in order to avoid saying it.

Favorite bit: I did love it when ghosty-wife shows up at the end with Hurley translating and says, “Tell him his English is magnificent.” Carbonell had such a beatific half-smile when he heard it. You could see all the character’s emotions — love enduring, hope, surprise, pride, and more.

It’s really those little moments, and not the possible answers to the big questions, that keep me coming back.

That Sweet Kiss — Ugly Betty’s Breakthrough Moment

A major television event occurred last night on Ugly Betty. Two teenage boys sharing their first sweet kiss! Too bad America stopped watching the show years ago. Then again, if people were watching, they wouldn’t have done it.

Ugly Betty began on a high note. An American remake of the groundbreaking, and oft-copied, Columbian telenovela, Yo Soy Betty La Fea (I am Betty, The Ugly One) — the show focused on an aesthetically-challenged Latina from Queens making good at a snooty Manhattan fashion magazine. It featured “Dame” Judith Light a veteran of American soaps and made-for-TV movies who always manages to make the make the most ridiculous situations totally real. But its combination of sit-com and soap never really jelled. Both the comedy and the outrageousness of the drama distanced the viewers from the characters. Betty’s deranged-child wardrobe and the character’s lack of growth didn’t help.

But last night, I happened to catch the episode and while I started out only half watching, I could see something was brewing. The storyline we’ve all been waiting for is finally unfolding in the final episodes, Betty’s fabulous, nephew, fourteen year old, Justin — an acting, dancing, fashionista is coming to terms with his sexuality. We’ve seen Justin as the target of bullies. We’ve seen his mother’s pride, love and acceptance of her son for who he is. We’ve seen Justin reach out and develop an appropriate friendship with Mark, Betty’s gay coworker. Last night’s show went further.

Justin who has lately been insisting that he’s not actually gay, became friends with a boy and a girl in his acting class. The boy shared many of Justin’s interests and obsessions. Justin claimed to “like” the girl and had the opportunity to kiss her in a scene onstage. After the show, he was going to talk to her when he saw her kissing the other boy. Later the two boys confront each other. The other one admits he didn’t really like her and did it because Justin had on stage. Soon what we thought would happen, happens and the boys kiss each other.

Justin goes home upset by this, but overhears his mother telling his Aunt Betty that self-acceptance and knowing you are loved and lovable for who you are is the most important thing. The next day he braves his acting class, only to find that the boy he kissed has quit.
Could we have another season, please?

My Ramona (The Gringa Watches Telenovelas, post #2)

Ramona, I hear the mission bells above,
Ramona, they’re ringing out our song of love,
I press you, caress you, and bless the day
you taught me to care…
Ramona, I need you, my own
— lyrics to a once popular song.

ramonaimagePrior to watching the Mexican telenovela, Ramona, I’d never heard of the novel by Helen Hunt Jackson, yet the book, published in 1884 was at one time considered a classic. Written as a protest novel – Uncle Tom’s Cabin for Native Americans, this story of the half-Indian girl, Ramona and her relationship with the Mexican sheep ranching family, the Morenos in California after the Mexicans had lost it, was made into a silent film and later a talkie starring Loretta Young. One California town still has a yearly “Ramona festival” – a kind of passion play in which the story is retold. But Ramona did not only have an influence in the United States, it was translated into Spanish by no less than Jose Marti himself, who related Ramona’s mixed heritage to the heritage of all Latin Americans.

While both the novel and the television series tell a similar story and both are on the Indian’s “side,” the historical paradigm has shifted. Ramona, the series, like The Wind Done Gone and Wide Sargasso Sea, imagines the story from a completely different point of view. Only it’s not telling the tale from the perspective of a minor or newly minted character. In this case, the protagonist and her entire world have been re-imagined not by a 19th century progressive, but somewhat patronizing white woman (Helen Hunt Jackson), but by a contemporary progressive but bourgeois Mexican feminist with multi-cultural leanings and the anti-American sentiment of the baby boomer generation (Lucy Orozco, producer and creator of the series).

Ramona, the series, goes way beyond the novel’s outrage at the treatment of Native Americans. It offers a scathing critique of American greed, imperialism and racism. It is nothing less than a postmodern masterpiece, a brilliant subversion of the myth of the Old West – Santa Anna’s revenge as telenovela.

To understand the scope of this transformation, it’s necessary to look at the original. In Jackson’s novel, Ramona is a young woman raised on a large Mexican-owned hacienda in California after the Mexican American War. She is the ward of the widowed owner of the ranch. Eventually she finds out that she is half-Indian and half Scottish. Ramona falls in love with the Indian shepherd, Alessandro (Hunt Jackson apparently never bothered to learn the difference between Spanish and Italian). Her guardian disapproves. She runs off with him. His village is massacred by the US government. They wander around and are treated miserably. They have a child. The child gets sick. Alessandro borrows a neighbor’s horse to get a doctor. He’s hung as a horse thief and the child dies. Ramona goes back to the ranch, pregnant with another child. She marries Felipe, the widow’s son. They move to Mexico and have more kids.

Both the series and the book take place in the late 1860’s, twenty years after Mexico has lost the war. In the book, the war is hardly mentioned. In the series, the war, and Mexico’s lose of California are central motifs.

The events of the novel are set off by the United States’ policy of extermination and dispossession of California’s “mission Indians” – Christian converts. The action of the series is triggered by the United States’ take over of California and the pushing out of Mexicans and Indians along with discrimination against blacks, Chinese and other “outsiders.”

In the first episode, Ramona is returning to the hacienda after spending most of her childhood in a convent. The convent is closing because the nuns no longer feel safe or welcome in California. Back at the hacienda, gringo trespassers searching for gold in the hills are becoming an increasing annoyance. Both her leaving the convent and the tensions at the ranch are a result of California’s coming into Yankee possession.

As Ramona journeys to the hacienda, her carriage passes through the nearby town, Todos Santos, which at the very moment is being renamed Spurtown by the new gringo sheriff, Jack Green, who is making a jingoistic speech. (Green is in fact a wanted fugitive who just killed the previous sheriff and pinned it on Mexican bandits.) The entire town, and its many inhabitants do not exist in the book. In the series, the Mexican characters cannot even manage the town’s new name without practically spitting and referencing their loss.

In the novel, Ramona’s father, Angus, is a Scottish merchant marine. In the series he’s an Irish-Catholic, disgraced ex-officer in the US army. Because he’s in the enemy army, his courtship of doña Ramona (Ramona’s future foster mother) is clandestine although she plans to elope with him. However, she hears that a group of Irish-American officers, out of sympathy with their fellow Catholics, have switched sides in Mexico and been hung by the U.S. army. Without knowing that her true love has escaped, she marries another man. Years later after he’s been mortally wounded and his Indian woman killed by a group of gringo rednecks, he arrives at the hacienda carrying his infant daughter. It is his dying wish that doña Ramona raise her as a Catholic and as her own. So although Ramona has no “Mexican blood,” she is nevertheless the daughter of a Mexican patriot.

Doña Ramona hides Ramona’s true identity, and passes her off as her own daughter. This leads to several plot complications absent from the book including her son Felipe’s illicit passion for his “sister.” Being a good Catholic boy, he believes he will burn in hell for these feelings and is driven nearly to suicide. As a plot device it’s delicious. The scenes of Ramona and Felipe together contain the perverse eroticism of a cross-dressing Shakespeare comedy.

Jackson’s Felipe is a cipher, a consolation prize for the heroine after Alessandro is killed. (One gets the feeling that Felipe might have been happier with Alessandro.) In the series, Felipe’s unselfish love for Ramona and his quiet strength and sensitivity are woven so seamlessly that by the end it’s clear that they were destined to be together, and that Alejandro (renamed in the series) was merely a youthful passion. As in an old screwball comedy the heroine has wound up with the man she took for granted throughout the story. Orozco has also managed to create, in addition to a historical saga, a romantic fantasy in which a strong woman winds up with a slightly submissive, yet handsome and passionate male who respects and appreciates her, and they even have great sex! In short, Orozco has created the perfect (heterosexual) feminist romantic fairytale.

While both Ramonas start out as passive “damsels in distress,” it is only the Ramona of the series who metamorphoses into a heroine in charge of her own destiny.

In a scene with more than a nod to The Graduate, Alejandro arrives on a white horse to rescue Ramona from marrying the man doña Ramona has chosen for her. But instead of riding off into the conventional sunset, the adventure and political allegory are just beginning.

By the time of their elopement, the problems with the “malditos gringos” are becoming serious for both the Mexicans and Indians. Besides lusting after the Moreno’s gold, the sheriff has obtained a stolen set of plans showing the railroad will run through the Yahí Indian village and has begun to plot the elimination of the Yahís. While the coming of the railroad and land speculation is a device which has been used in other westerns, particularly in the sixties and beyond, and also as a metaphor, Orozco takes things further – creating specific parallels to United States policies of intervention in both Vietnam and Latin America.

Weeks before Ramona’s aborted wedding, Sheriff Green concocts a plan to “sow terror” in the Yahí village by framing one of their young men as a horse thief and hanging him in front of his tribe. Alejandro returns to his village moments after the hanging. From a distance he shoots and kills one of the sheriff’s men. His father, the chief, is dragged off (literally, on a rope, pulled by a horse) and taken prisoner. Alejandro tries to rescue him but is caught. His father is killed in front of him, and he is wounded and taken to be hanged. His men rescue him at the last second. By the time he arrives to take Ramona, he’s a wanted man.

We have seen Alejandro change from a gentle and philosophical shepherd into an angry revolutionary as he watches the rope tighten around his people’s necks. He becomes their leader and their inspiration. If he is their Che, Ramona is his Tanya. She transforms herself from sheltered convent educated girl into his partner and comrade. As they head back to the Yahí village, she makes speeches about the beauty of nature, the importance of freedom and how she only wishes to live in a world with understanding instead of hate. While one could view these sentiments as the romanticism of a middle-class dilettante playing Indian (or revolutionary), reality sets in soon enough.

Alejandro is trying to prepare his people for the next and inevitable attack. It is Ramona, now his wife who suggests asking Felipe for the money to buy arms. In another bit of multi-culturalism, the peddler who can get them the weapons is a sympathetic African-American. The couple discovers that a new law requires them to register the Yahí land titles in Spurtown. They realize that any Yahí attempting to do so will be in danger, so Ramona volunteers to go dressed as a Mexican peasant. Alejandro despite the price on his head insists on accompanying her and hides in the back of the peddler’s wagon.

Her mission succeeds but after they leave Spurtown they hear that a group of gringos is heading for the village. The sheriff has decided that capturing the savage fugitive provides just the right pretext for an invasion of the Yahí territory. He’s roused the rabble and gathered the town’s men to accompany him. Ramona and Alejandro hurry back, but it’s too late. The village has all but burned to the ground, the inhabitants – men, women, and children – massacred. The camera is unsparing in it’s depiction, and one can only think of the massacres of indigenous people in the Americas and the American strategy of “burning the village to save it” in Vietnam. Alejandro manages to kill one of Green’s men with a hatchet. Ramona also shoots and kills a man who was about to execute the only survivor of the massacre – an old woman who’d been hiding in a cave. Ramona is then captured and the woman is killed in front of her. Alejandro gives himself up when the gang threatens to kill Ramona.

Not all the gringos are evil. Two of the heroic ones are Doris, the barmaid, and Elegant Billy the gunfighter. Both shatter the stereotypes of the Western. The typical western barmaid is a whore with a heart of gold who may wind up dying violently in the last reel to ensure that the hero winds up with the nice girl. Doris is something different. In the official Ramona website of the Televisa Network, she is described in the list of characters as follows: “Breaking the stereotype of hostile and racist North Americans, this pretty barmaid represents the rational American of that epoch who didn’t justify or participate in xenophobic acts…. with valor and daring, almost childlike in her desire to help…”

This description clarifies the writers’ intentions and agenda. Having a character who “represents” a particular viewpoint, shows that this is an allegory. We are also made painfully aware of the contemporary Mexican perception of those they refer to as “North Americans.”

While Doris does not hide her sentiments, she doesn’t draw suspicion to herself and is able to commit covert acts of justice. At one point, she helps break Billy out of jail (after he’d been caught trying to break Ramona and Alejandro out).

As for Billy, early on he’d been asked by the sheriff to join the masked band. He’d turned him down explaining that he didn’t need a mask to kill someone. While he starts off as an opportunist, a cynic, like Oscar Schindler his own idiosyncratic code of honor and his growing disgust with injustice forces him to act.

Ramona and Alejandro have been kept alive and brought to Spurtown so that they can be publicly tried. The trials are an instrument, a political tool to further manipulate the common folk. As the mob turns festive in anticipation of the condemnation and death of Alejandro, Doc – the sheriff’s most loyal comrade-in-arms and chief strategist – comments, “ “Bread and circus to keep the people content.”

Alejandro is tried first. As an Indian, he is denied counsel. His trial is short and he is condemned to be hung the next morning. During their last night, Alejandro begs Ramona to keep fighting to live as she is by this time carrying their child who will be the last Yahí.

Ramona’s trial goes better. She is able to have a lawyer and put on a defense. The truth about Ramona’s birth is revealed – although because her father was white, she is allowed to keep her lawyer. (Felipe is of course taken aback by this news.) She testifies about the massacre. Her version is supported by the mission priest. At the last moment, an insider comes forth and testifies about the sheriff’s knowledge of the railroad plan and his true motive for the massacre. Ramona incredulous rises to her feet and says, “So much death. So much blood. All this for a little sliver of land.”

As the jurors come back with a verdict of not guilty, Green realizing he is sunk, sends Doc out to get the horses ready. But before he has a chance to leave, Billy enters the courtroom accompanied by the father of a twelve-year-old girl who’d been raped and murdered by Green in Texas.

The sheriff is immediately arrested.

The concluding episodes are more concerned with wrapping up the destinies of the characters than with examining history; however, history is not absent and the writers manage some clever and unexpected twists.

Several months have past. Ramona has returned to the hacienda and had her baby. Felipe hasn’t admitted his feelings for her. She is still mourning Alejandro, but the viewers can see that her bond with Felipe is more than fraternal, even if she cannot.

The fugitive ex-sheriff sneaks onto the property. He confronts doña Ramona. She demands to know what he’s doing there. He says, “I came to remind you that these lands don’t belong to you. You, the Mexicans, it’s already past the time for you to get out of here.”

We are again reminded that this isn’t simply a story about the Morenos, but one about all the Mexicans who were dispossessed by the gringo expansion and possibly even those who are still being told to “go home.”

She starts to walk away and he shoots her in the back. She falls to the ground and before losing consciousness repeats Ramona’s line, “All this for a little sliver of land.”

Green is seen going into a shed. Felipe tells his men that he’s going in alone to kill him. Green shoots. He doesn’t hit Felipe but causes him to drop a lantern he’d been holding igniting the straw on the ground. The two men stand off as the flames begin to spread. As Green is about to shoot again, a burning wooden beam falls from the ceiling pinning down his wounded leg. Felipe walks out stating that this is the death he deserves.

If Green is the personification of American arrogance, greed, racism and imperialism, then Ramona is his Vietnam, the quagmire he is unable to escape which eventually consumes him.

Ramona and Felipe stand by doña Ramona’s deathbed. Gasping for breath, she makes them promise that they will sell the hacienda and return to Mexico. “…. I always said that the land was sacred and one had to shed blood for it. Now I say that the only sacred thing is life and if you want to preserve it you have to return to your country…”

Orozco, who dedicated the show to the memory of her mother, has given us a message and a myth almost the opposite one American’s live by. In the melodramatic retelling of the South’s loss of the Civil War, Gone with the Wind, the heroine discovers that land is “the only thing worth fighting for, worth dying for.” But here, the lesson is that life itself is the only thing worth fighting for. Life is what is sacred. Not property, particularly after you’ve fought the good fight and come to realize that your enemy is and always will be stronger than you are.

We hear Ramona narrate once more, a device not used since the first minutes of the series. She tells us they abandoned the hacienda as they promised, and returned to Mexico marrying some time thereafter. We hear a child asking, “So I was born in California?” Suddenly, we are in a well-furnished sitting room with Ramona and her two children – a brown skinned little boy and a younger girl with blonde curls. It becomes clear that the story is a flashback, Ramona fulfilling her promise to Alejandro to tell their son about his father. The Moreno home at the hacienda had been furnished with what were antiques at the time. The parlor is late nineteenth century – modern in its era, as is Ramona’s high button dress and pointed shoes.

Felipe walks in. He is wearing a suit in contrast to spurs and belled pants we’d seen him in on the hacienda. He kisses the children (Ramona and Alejandro). Marta, still the loyal family retainer, takes them to bed.

Ramona comes up and hugs Felipe kissing him on the cheek. We have not yet seen them kiss each other on the lips. They remain standing, embracing, kissing and talking. It is the longest “standing kiss” on film possibly since Hitchcock used this technique in Notorious. Thematic music had been used throughout the series, but the music which comes on now is markedly more modern – Shostakovich, Waltz from the Jazz Suite Number Two. The music signals that we have entered a new epoch. The Wild West is dead, and the twentieth century is upon us. Felipe lifts Ramona and carries her onto their bed. Their eyes are locked upon each other. Their expressions joyful and intense as though this was the first time they were about to make love. We finally see their lips meet. Ramona unbuttons the top button of her dress and puts out a candle. They continue kissing in the dark as the word “Fin” appears on the screen. The image is frozen as the credits role.

Unlike the Ramona of the book who was a victim of history, this Ramona is an actor and catalyst. Although she has been “tamed”, she is not a prisoner. Felipe may carry her to bed, but in contrast to the iconic scene in Gone with the Wind, she is delighted and in control.

The political historical allegory has merged with the (overtly) conventional romantic ending. Like all love stories, this was about the obstacles to the fulfillment of romance. Poor Felipe had so many obstacles! First he believes that Ramona is his sister and he’s going to burn in hell. Then he’s convinced she’ll never love him (because she’s in love with a dead man), and he feels honor bound to marry Beatriz, the sickly fiancé he’d courted only because the priest advised him that he needed a woman to take his mind off his sister. Several of the supporting characters have also coupled up including Doris the gallant barmaid and Fernando (the man whom Ramona had left at the altar), as well as Billy and Fernando’s sister, Analupe. As in a Jane Austen novel, everyone winds up with the right person and none of them would have been right for each other at the beginning of the story. Ramona had to learn from doña Ramona that she couldn’t entomb herself with her dead lover. The snobby Fernando comes to realize that he still loves Ramona even if she is an Indian, and it’s that love and loss that enables him to question his own prejudice and wind up with a gringa barmaid (of whom he will never be worthy). Analupe’s father (Ramona’s lawyer) would never have allowed an American gunslinger (now turned sheriff) to court his daughter if he hadn’t learned from Ramona to judge people by their character and not their race. And Beatriz! In a more ordinary story she would have conveniently died of consumption begging Felipe to marry Ramona while gasping for breath. Instead she develops the cohones to end things and winds up with her handsome doctor!

Is Ramona perfect? Not by a long shot. It was contrived and at points even ludicrous although the actors always remained in character and did their best to make situations believable with only an occasional perfectly timed raised eyebrow. Hacienda life was romanticized. There were too many humble servants and happy peons. As for the Indians, their customs, dress and culture were an unlikely mish-mash.

While the historical viewpoint and political allegory are clear to anyone looking for them, as with many works of drama or literature, the piece works on different levels and not every viewer will “get” all of the implications. One might wonder how Orozco managed to slip such a politically loaded weapon onto Mexico’s conservative Televisa network. There are probably many reasons “the message” escaped the notice or censor of her network’s brass. To begin with, Orozco presents the show as being based on the “classic” novel by Helen Hunt Jackson – a book that no one has read in years. She does not advertise her intention to transform it. Also the historical bias against the United States would be acceptable even to conservative Mexican audiences. Setting the tale in the Old West distances it from contemporary events. The Indians in Ramona are usually referred to as “piel rojas” (redskins) and not the derogatory term commonly used in Latin America – Indios. Differentiating the indigenous in California from those in Mexico serves to create a safe space for the Latin American audience. The genocide portrayed is the historical one carried out by the United States government – not to be confused with contemporary events in Chiapis or Oaxaca. At one point, Ramona challenges the distinction. When she and Alejandro try to stop for the night at a Mexican owned roadhouse, the owner tells her that Indians are not allowed. She points out that as Mexicans they are not “pure blooded,” but also of mixed ancestry. The proprietor replies that that is different. He may have the blood of the Aztecs, but not the Apaches. By spelling out the difference, Orozco calls attention to the fact that there really isn’t one.

The romantic finale also serves to both emphasize and downplay the revolutionary aspects of the story. Ramona may bring chaos, but in the end order is restored and the status quo upheld. The “revolution” she leads is a subtle one. Orozco has satisfied the demands of the genre (as well as most of her audience and her network) by providing us with the conventional boy-gets-girl fade-out. She has presented us with a heroine who has given up her radical ways and settled into bourgeois motherhood. But there is also something about the final scene reminiscent of modern productions of The Taming of the Shrew. Directors haven’t tampered with the text of Katherine’s closing monologue extolling the women of Padua to obey their husbands, yet they’ve allowed her to wink at the audience and drench her words with irony. If Ramona had not taken control of her destiny, she would have wound up married to a stuffed shirt or imprisoned in a convent. While she is no longer riding around the countryside in war paint, she is nevertheless liberated.

Lucy Orozco is a successful, educated, Mexican woman of a certain age. She probably attended university in the late 1960’s – a time of worldwide social change and strong anti-US sentiment. One wonders how she and her writers began their adaptation of the novel. Did they start by changing Alessandro to Alejandro and Luigi to Lucio, laughing at the author’s ignorance? Were they offended at how the Catholic faith was patronized? Who thought of making Angus an Irish Catholic and where that could lead? Did Green start out as merely a stock villain or did they understand his potential symbolic value from the first story conference? Who even named him Green – the very word used in the phrase: “Green go home,” which became the word gringo? And let’s not even discuss Doc – Green’s clever sidekick and strategist, Kissinger to his Nixon.

In the end the writers did not adapt a novel, or even parody one. They created an entirely original story (albeit one that references various familiar genres) with characters who are at once both full individuals and familiar types, characters who grow and change as life changes them, a story which like those of Dickens and Tolstoy is set into motion and influenced by the social and historical forces of the times. In short, they created a work of literature for television.

The Gringa Watches Telenovelas

While sometimes compared to American soap operas, telenovelas are superior as a storytelling form in that they are conceived for limited runs usually between 60-100 hours of episodes with occasional shorter-run sequels to very successful shows. The clear beginning, middle and ending saves them from the American phenomena of running long after they’ve run out of steam.

Clearly, the class system in Latin America is more obvious than in the US, and often telenovelas are all about the class difference. One can argue, however, that they are no more than “opium for the masses” offering fairy tales of imps from the slums marrying up a la Maria la del Barrio which starred Thalia as a winsome waif. They can also be criticized for almost never talking about race except for ground breakers like Brazil’s Xica, or Mexico’s Ramona – which dealt with the US persecution of indigenous and not Mexico’s. Worse still, the darker and more indigenous looking actors inevitably play servants and are often used for comic effect while the lightest skinned are the stars. In fact, two of Mexico’s most popular stars are a pair of Krakow born sisters whose family moved to Mexico when they were small children.

Nevertheless, they often deal with social issues and sometimes in ways that are subtle and imaginative. In La Usurpadora for instance, everyone marvels how much the capricious Paola Bracho has changed. She’s suddenly interested in saving the family factory and pushes the family members to actually show up and work, even accept cutbacks while she convinces the workers that they must all come together for the benefit of everyone. She even manages to secure a big fat loan to help keep things going. Of course, Paola has been replaced by her long lost sister, Paulina – a former lady’s room attendant. While it’s a fantasy, it’s a fantasy that emphasizes the stupidity, laziness and casual cruelty of the upper class while celebrating the common sense wisdom of the masses.

As with any art form there are certain conventions. Exceptions are almost statistical anomalies. Inevitably, someone will turn out to be someone’s long lost sister, mother, father wife, daughter, etc. (Even the rightfully celebrated and much imitated, Yo Soy Betty La Fea managed to put in a pregnancy-scare subplot and the return of a husband who’d long ago abandoned his family.) Other conventions are rarely breached. The heroine will eventually wind up with the handsome galán (male lead). Often the galán is less bright than the heroine, immature and flawed, but he’s grown under her influence and is a better man by the end than when we started.

Yet to say that all telenovelas are alike would be like saying that all US situation comedies are alike. While there are sit/com conventions– a living room must have a couch, some mix-up or misunderstanding will move that week’s plot – there is a vast world of difference between the bleakness of The Honeymooners and the sublime silliness of The Beverly Hillbillies. There’s the urban sophistication of Seinfeld versus the redneck wisdom of The Jeff Foxworthy Show.

Telenovelas like cuisine tend to have regional differences that extend beyond accents. Colombia came up with the clever workplace comedy/drama Yo Soy Betty La Fea. Despite a successful run on Mexican television, it was remade with more Mexican flavor – as La Fea Mas Bella. Just as one expected a certain type of film in the Hollywood studio system to from a particular studio – Warner Brothers—gangsters, MGM musical extravaganza etc., telenovela producers are known for their specific specialites — historical melodrama, contemporary issues, etc.

My journey into fandom started with Mexico’s historical telenovela, Ramona. The show, based on the “classic” American novel by Helen Hunt Jackson, completely subverted the message of the original. Jackson’s novel was meant as a protest against American treatment of Native Americans, but the TV version was nothing less than Santa Anna’s revenge as telenovela, a retelling of the US conquest of California and its aftermath from the Mexican point of view with not so subtle allusions to other US imperial adventures and manifest destiny.

Exchanges of dialogue made it quite obvious and included the following:

The American bad guys are taking an Indian youth back to his village in order to hang him as a horse thief. They all know that he’s innocent and is being framed. At one point a henchman asks, “Why can’t we just hang him here?” The strategist for the villains replies that he must be hanged publicaly, “In order to sow terror in the hearts of the people.”

Ramona interested me as a film-fan in its use and subversion of certain movie genres – in particular the western. In Ramona, the sheriff is not a hero trying to maintain order in a rough frontier, but a petty, corrupt dictator trying to drive our Mexicans and Indians and take their land. A wild frontier outpost – Spurtown, which had formerly been the peaceful Mexican village of Todos Santos had the inevitable saloon in which could be found a bargirl with a heart of gold, a heroic hired-gun, a town drunk and other characters who could have been lifted from any western. It alluded as well to films in which the protagonists “go native” such as Dances with Wolves and Little Big Man – films which celebrate and romanticize native culture.

Since Ramona, I haven’t found any telenovela that was so blatant in its underlying agenda, but I have found other interesting and unexpected elements. Nods to Douglas Sirk-style “women’s pictures” in the design and background music of La Usurpadora, almost surreal moments of post-modernism like when Betty Pinzon, the ugly duckling heroine of Yo Soy Betty La Fea runs into the Brazilian bombshell Taís Araújo who starred in the telenovela Xica in which she portrayed a slave who uses her beauty and guile to rise to power. Araújo playing herself, advises Betty on self-acceptance and discovering her inner beauty.

I recently discovered that most telenovelas are available free on YouTube. I have been revisiting some of my favorites and watching new ones. In the coming weeks, I will be blogging on them.

I’m no expert on Latin American history or culture. Spanish is my second language, and I’m probably missing at least 15% of the dialogue and many of the specific cultural references. The blogs are subjective – interpretation through my gringa eyes and brain. I’m sure I’ll miss a lot and get stuff wrong, so comments and feedback will be most welcome.