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Thank You, Steven Colbert — Totally Worth Locking Vince Gilligan Up to Work on Better Call Saul

Better Call Saul is the best pilot I’ve ever seen. And we all know whom to thank. So thank you, Mr. Steven Colbert for locking Vince Gilligan up in your cellar. It totally worked! After you watch the show — and you can get watch it RIGHT NOW on Amazon — you can relive all those special moments with your precious by reading my detailed, loving, recap at HNTP. But first, you might want to watch all five seasons of Breaking Bad. That’s ok. I’ll wait right here.

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Downton Abbey S5 E6 Happy Horsey Picnic Time People

Edith gets some bad news, but that doesn’t stop the rest of the family from carrying on with their lives, does it? Also, let’s hope that’s not foreshadowing regarding the unfortunately named dog OR Mrs. Hughes. Please head over to Happy Nice Time People NOW to read my recap whether you watch the show or not. It will tell you all you need to talk about it as though you had seen it or paid attention.

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Better Call Saul — Recaps Coming

If I had a basement, or even an extra-bathroom, I’d pull a Stephen Colbert — kidnap Vince Gilligan and force him to write more Breaking Bad episodes.  (Ha-ha, no I wouldn’t. I’d rent it out on AirB&B in order to pay for cat food.) Fortunately, such desperate measures aren’t going to be necessary because as the world now knows, a prequel will soon appear. And lo and behold, I will actually get paid (all the Friskies I can eat!) to write recaps for Happy Nice Time People!

This is going to be a major challenge. HNTP likes snarky recaps. It’s hard to snark when you are awestruck, and I happen to think Breaking Bad was the best television show ever on television. I am primed to be a total and complete fangirl.

From articles I’ve read written by my betters, who actually get an advance look, it sounds like winner.  The show begins with Saul, after the death of Walter White, looking back on how he came to be managing that Cinnibon in Ohio. The idea of a prequel is intriguing. There are rules that will need to be followed and art doesn’t always follow rules. While Gilligan knew exactly where he wanted to go with Breaking Bad, there were changes made along the way. The character of Jesse, who became absolutely integral to the show’s success, was supposed to have been killed off by the end of the first season. And we never knew what might or might not happen to other characters. In the case of Better Call Saul, if there’s a familiar face from BB, we will know that character has to survive until BB begins. Mike is in the trailer, which is awesome. But what if Jonathan Banks bails after the first season? Will we get to see Gus again? Maybe finally learn more about his mysterious Chilean background? But are some mysterious better left unsolved? This isn’t simply knowing the journey of one character, but knowing the fate of several. So with outcomes never in doubt, the journey will be everything.

I can’t wait till Sunday.

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Corpse Goes Crunch — The Americans Recap, S3 E2

This week on The Americans, no one is killed unless you count killing a corpse that is already dead, and no one is tortured except maybe Nina who is stuck with a new roommate and that can be the worst!  You can read my entire recap over at HNTP or  you can just go there and check out their various and sundry offerings. Or stay here and check out my various and sundry offerings. OR GO LOOK AT THIS REALLY GREAT NOVEL WHAT I WROTE!  OR THIS ONE!

Downton Abbey — Season 5 Episode 5 Stupid Games

In this week’s episode we bid adieu to two characters that won’t be missed, but helped make Robert look good. There’s an actual physical altercation. Rose meets a fellow. Mrs. Drewe almost explodes. And cocktails! Please go over to Happy Nice Time People now to read my recap.

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