{"id":4243,"date":"2015-09-11T09:25:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T14:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=4243"},"modified":"2015-09-11T09:40:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T14:40:52","slug":"free-free-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=4243","title":{"rendered":"FREE FREE FREE!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Get a free copy of my book, or this cat vill invade (your heart with LUV)!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So I made my novella, Schrodinger’s Telephone,<\/a> free for a few days. The cover was named\u00a0 THE WORST<\/a> at some website that prefers the use of stock images with eyes. Did we (the better-half and myself) change it? No, because we love it. \u00a0Just like we love our little kitler what was probably completely unadoptable on account of his ‘stash.<\/p>\n

People say it’s the most “accessible” thing I’ve written, meaning that it’s a gateway drug to my other stuff.<\/p>\n

Please download it (the story, not the cat) today! (Or my cat will invade you! Just kidding, he’s never going to get off that chair.) Even if you hate reading fiction on a screen, it will only take you an hour. Also honest reviews would be most welcome. But probably get out yer handkerchiefs because it will give the feelz or maybe even the sadz.<\/p>\n

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This cover has been voted THE WORST!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Also, if you’ve read it already and liked it — TELL ALL YOUR VIRTUAL FRIENDS! And pretty please write a review and post it up on the Amazon, so I can get rich because if I sell a 3 million copies at 99 cents each for a 35% royalty, I will have A MILLION DOLLARS!<\/p>\n

And you might maybe want to check out some of the other stuff what I have written, like the one inspired by a notorious true crime<\/a> that really happened in the pre-gentrified East Village, or the one with the sexy vampire that’s like Camille<\/em> with more blood and less coughing (which you can get for free also, but only if you follow these complex instructions<\/a>) or maybe even the one<\/a> about a big pharma trying to kill you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I made my novella, Schrodinger’s Telephone, free for a few days. The cover was named\u00a0 THE WORST at some website that prefers the use of stock images with eyes. Did we (the better-half and myself) change it? No, because we love it. \u00a0Just like we love our little kitler what was probably completely unadoptable … Continue reading FREE FREE FREE!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[107,71],"tags":[1236,739,1238,1237],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4243"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4253,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4243\/revisions\/4253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}