{"id":4070,"date":"2015-07-09T19:44:02","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T00:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=4070"},"modified":"2015-07-10T20:45:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-11T01:45:06","slug":"lifetime-gets-streaming-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=4070","title":{"rendered":"Lifetime Gets Streaming Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4071\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4071\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/images-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4071\" title=\"images-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/images-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4071\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This IS my serious face!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Isn\u2019t it funny (because it\u2019s true) when old people have trouble with technology? Like that time you were in Florida and tried to get nana on Facebook. But then she got it. Thank you for ruining Facebook! But sometimes they never get it, like your uncle who\u2019s not even that old and still has AOL and no longer answers the phone because his palm sweat shorted out the touchscreen. Now watch as old-timey cable network, Lifetime fails to understand the basics of streaming. <em>(To see my entire under 1000 words about this, please click to visit\u00a0<a href=\"Isn\u2019t it funny (because it\u2019s true) when old people have trouble with technology? Like that time you were in Florida and tried to get nana on Facebook. But then she got it. Thank you for ruining Facebook! But sometimes they never get it, like your uncle who\u2019s not even that old and still has AOL and no longer answers the phone because his palm sweat shorted out the touchscreen.\">Happy Nice time People Now.<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isn\u2019t it funny (because it\u2019s true) when old people have trouble with technology? Like that time you were in Florida and tried to get nana on Facebook. But then she got it. Thank you for ruining Facebook! But sometimes they never get it, like your uncle who\u2019s not even that old and still has AOL &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=4070\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lifetime Gets Streaming Wrong<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[496],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4070"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4077,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070\/revisions\/4077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}