{"id":349,"date":"2009-12-17T16:58:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T21:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2009-12-18T15:42:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T20:42:52","slug":"my-war-against-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"My War Against Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/santamenorah7-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"santamenorah7\" title=\"santamenorah7\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-358\" \/> Really, I love Santa despite his being not my tradition, but I find his hovering over the menorah in the lobby of the building in which I live and have invested my life savings, disconcerting.  To me this image does not say, &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; as much as it screams, &#8220;Attention K-Mart shoppers,&#8221; or perhaps, &#8220;I am drunk, fat peasant here to make pogram.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;ll be more to say on this.  Stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really, I love Santa despite his being not my tradition, but I find his hovering over the menorah in the lobby of the building in which I live and have invested my life savings, disconcerting. To me this image does not say, &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; as much as it screams, &#8220;Attention K-Mart shoppers,&#8221; or perhaps, &#8220;I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=349\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My War Against Santa<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":363,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}