{"id":3326,"date":"2015-01-05T13:52:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T18:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3326"},"modified":"2015-01-05T13:52:28","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T18:52:28","slug":"downtown-abbey-s5-lord-grantham-still-an-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3326","title":{"rendered":"Downtown Abbey  S5 &#8212; Lord Grantham STILL an Idiot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/search.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3327\" title=\"search\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/search.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"122\" \/><\/a>The Crowleys survived the Great War and the Spanish flu, but season five opens with a much bigger threat. This time, marrying a wealthy American half-Jewess or your poor relation cousin who is the actual heir won\u2019t be enough to save Downton. It\u2019s 1924, and omigod\u2013THERE\u2019S A LABOUR GOVERNMENT. The peasants are revolting! They are also leaving \u201cservice\u201d for jobs that pay actual wages and have set hours. Lord Grantham is expecting a siege at any moment from people \u201cdevoted to the destruction of people like us and everything we stand for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>To see the rest of this exciting, hysterical and hell yeah SNARKY recap of a show you probably saw months ago because of the intertubes please go over to <a href=\"http:\/\/happynicetimepeople.com\/downton-abbey-recap-things-change-s5e1\/\">Happy Nice People Time<\/a> because they will give me money for writing and you won&#8217;t. Then come back here and look at more of my stuff, or better yet, just go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Blood-Diva-VM-Gautier-ebook\/dp\/B00MKM072W\">here and buy this book <\/a>which I wrote under a pen name because it&#8217;s SO GOOD I was embarrassed by my own unworthiness.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Crowleys survived the Great War and the Spanish flu, but season five opens with a much bigger threat. This time, marrying a wealthy American half-Jewess or your poor relation cousin who is the actual heir won\u2019t be enough to save Downton. It\u2019s 1924, and omigod\u2013THERE\u2019S A LABOUR GOVERNMENT. The peasants are revolting! They are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3326\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Downtown Abbey  S5 &#8212; Lord Grantham STILL an Idiot<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[496],"tags":[1053,1054,1056,1055],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3326"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3328,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3326\/revisions\/3328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}