{"id":3114,"date":"2014-10-10T15:37:20","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T20:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3114"},"modified":"2014-10-11T11:09:08","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T16:09:08","slug":"happy-birthday-persephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3114","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Persephone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/balloons.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3116\" title=\"balloons\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/balloons.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"216\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/balloons.gif 450w, https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/balloons-257x300.gif 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 216px) 100vw, 216px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cake.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3117\" title=\"cake\" src=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/cake.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>Just a \u00a0brief shout out. <em><a href=\"http:\/\/persephonemagazine.com\/\">Persephone Magazine<\/a> <\/em>is sort of like an artsier <em><a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/\">Jezebel<\/a> <\/em>I think. I&#8217;m not sure. It&#8217;s for younger women, so I probably don&#8217;t get the nuances. Anyways, they are having a birthday! What&#8217;s great about that is they&#8217;re giving away all sorts of swag &#8212; books, mugs, etc, and so I&#8217;m just putting this out &#8212; get over there, crash their party and get your free stuff because it sure beats taking responsibility for your lives. (Also there was a hidden lessen about homonyms in the previous sentence, and if you find it, you win &#8212; my respect.)<\/p>\n<p>And no, they just won&#8217;t give the things to everybody! The things cost money, but you can enter a raffle and win them and maybe tell all your friends or something. Here is a small sample of the swag:<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/persephonemagazine.com\/2014\/10\/birthday-giveaway-unicorn-brooch\/\">unicorn pin <\/a>(because the <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">ladies<\/span> womyns like the unicorns)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/persephonemagazine.com\/2014\/10\/birthday-giveaway-ufyh-mugs\/\">A mug <\/a>that will help you UFYH (Look it up. This is could be the best new life hack eveh.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/persephonemagazine.com\/2014\/10\/birthday-giveaway-ethiopian-scarf\/\">A scarf<\/a> just perfect for fall, which is happening whether you want it to or not.<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/persephonemagazine.com\/2014\/10\/book-review-blood-diva-by-v-m-gautier-hold-for-giveaway\/\">sexy, vampire novel<\/a> for people who love <em>La Traviata. <\/em><em>And who doesn&#8217;t love <\/em><em>La Traviata<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a \u00a0brief shout out. Persephone Magazine is sort of like an artsier Jezebel I think. I&#8217;m not sure. It&#8217;s for younger women, so I probably don&#8217;t get the nuances. Anyways, they are having a birthday! What&#8217;s great about that is they&#8217;re giving away all sorts of swag &#8212; books, mugs, etc, and so I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=3114\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy Birthday Persephone!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[993,994,995],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3114"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3114"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3124,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3114\/revisions\/3124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}