{"id":1510,"date":"2012-04-25T08:43:28","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T13:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2012-04-25T10:45:17","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T15:45:17","slug":"the-tragedy-of-the-never-was-another-snl-player-is-an-embarrassment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=1510","title":{"rendered":"The Tragedy of the Never-Was &#8212; Another SNL Player is an Embarrassment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Victoria Jackson, a novelty act whose main talent was headstands, has become a full on &#8220;birther&#8221; and right-wing activist, trying to push her &#8220;conservative version of The View&#8221; featuring anti-Islamic rants and song, in which she and her cohorts  bitch and moan on Youtube about how they are being repressed by the &#8220;govment&#8221;, as evidenced by their inability to land a prime time network gig.<\/p>\n<p>Dennis Miller another of the more limited alum, turned his nonsensical rants right and became a Fox news blowhard who somewhere along the way, lost the little funny he may have once possessed.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it seems Jon Lovitz, primarily known as the &#8220;liar guy&#8221; has started ranting about his &#8220;50%&#8221; tax rate.  Poor sap, maybe he needs a better accountant, or maybe he wants us to think he&#8217;s doing well enough to have a 50% tax rate, even though such a thing doesn&#8217;t exist.  He&#8217;s also calling the President a &#8220;fucking asshole,&#8221; having apparently mistaken him for his agent.<\/p>\n<p>A recent article described him as a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/04\/23\/jon-lovitz-obama-criticism_n_1447411.html?ref=mostpopular\">former SNL star,&#8221;<\/a> but that&#8217;s just wrong.\u00a0   There is no such a thing as a &#8220;former SNL star.&#8221; There are <em>stars <\/em>who were once on SNL and then went on to do brilliant work, these include most (but not all) of the original &#8220;not-ready-for-prime-time players,&#8221; and many from the following seasons, including Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Robert Downey Jr., Will Farrell, Tina Fay, and dozens more. A few may not have received that level of fame, but have gone on to respectable careers as character actors or theater stars <em>(I&#8217;m talking about you, Miss Christine Ebersole).<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then there are all those other not-ready-for-prime-time players who never became ready for prime time, never grew as performers, and for whom SNL represented the pinnacle of their success. The one-notes. Some may have squandered their talents with drugs and alcohol. Others never had much to begin with. While many of them have disappeared gracefully, a few will do anything to get attention.   They rant, they whine and they blame others for their failure, including the &#8220;govment,&#8221; the President, and a public that has ceased to care.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victoria Jackson, a novelty act whose main talent was headstands, has become a full on &#8220;birther&#8221; and right-wing activist, trying to push her &#8220;conservative version of The View&#8221; featuring anti-Islamic rants and song, in which she and her cohorts bitch and moan on Youtube about how they are being repressed by the &#8220;govment&#8221;, as evidenced &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/?p=1510\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Tragedy of the Never-Was &#8212; Another SNL Player is an Embarrassment<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[400,398,397,399],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1512,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions\/1512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marioninnyc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}