Halloween is over and they’re already putting up the Christmas decorations on 125th street, so it’s time to write that special someone and tell him I’ve been good and just want a little something in my Christmas stocking, so . . .<\/p>\n
Dear Mr. Bezos,<\/em><\/p>\n Jeffrey Baby, slip a Kindle 3G under the tree, for me,<\/em> Halloween is over and they’re already putting up the Christmas decorations on 125th street, so it’s time to write that special someone and tell him I’ve been good and just want a little something in my Christmas stocking, so . . . Dear Mr. Bezos, Jeffrey Baby, slip a Kindle 3G under the tree, for … Continue reading Christmas Wish List<\/span>
\n<\/em>been an awful good girl, Jeffrey baby,<\/em>
\nso hurry ship it out tonight.<\/em>
\nJeffrey baby, I’d really love a new dvd,<\/em>
\nor four<\/em>
\ntell Fed Ex, slip it under the door.<\/em>
\nJeffrey baby, so hurry ship it out tonight.<\/em>
\nThink of all the fun I\u2019ve missed,<\/em>
\nthink of all the I-Pads I haven\u2019t kissed.<\/em>
\nNext year I could be just as good<\/em>
\nif you\u2019ll check off my Christmas wish list.<\/em>
\nJeffrey baby, I only wanna little Touch,<\/em>
\nthat\u2019s not so much.<\/em>
\nBeen an angel all year,<\/em>
\nso hurry ship it out tonight.<\/em>
\nJeffrey cutie, and fill my stocking with a some e-ink<\/em>
\nand apps,<\/em>
\nSign me up for the Prime,<\/em>
\nit\u2019s time.<\/em>
\nJust pack it all and ship it tonight.<\/em>
\nCome and make my wish list come true<\/em>
\nwith some downloads special from you-know-who.<\/em>
\nI really do believe in you,<\/em>
\nso hurry up and ship it tonight.<\/em>
\nJeffrey baby, I forgot to mention one little thing,<\/em>
\na Fire.<\/em>
\nI don\u2019t mean on the stove.<\/em>
\nJeffrey baby, so hurry ship it out tonight!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"